Meet the Characters
Every South African fits into one of these personality types. Which one are you?
Bakkie Guy
If it doesn’t fit in a bakkie, it’s not worth having. Every journey is an adventure.
“I can fetch it with the bakkie.”
Afrikaans Tannie
Koeksisters, strong tea, and even stronger opinions. The backbone of every community.
“Ag, shame man.”
Security Dad
Gates, beams, armed response, and a backup plan for the backup plan. Safety first, always.
“Is the gate closed?”
Rugby Fanatic
Lives for the Springboks. Knows every player’s stats, jersey number, and hometown.
“BOKKE!”
Durban Foodie
Lives for bunny chow, samoosas, and the perfect curry. Knows every restaurant within a 50km radius.
“You haven’t lived until you’ve tried…”
WhatsApp Uncle
Forwarding messages since 2012. If it’s not in a family group, it hasn’t happened.
“Forwarded from an Oom.”
Load Shedding Survivor
Born in the darkness, molded by it. Has a backup plan for every stage of load shedding.
“The lights are out again, hey.”
Cape Town Hipster
Artisanal everything, craft beer connoisseur, and they knew about that band before they were famous.
“I knew about it before it was cool.”
Jozi Hustler
Always has a side hustle. If there’s money to be made, the Jozi Hustler has already figured out three ways to profit.
“I know a guy.”
Braai Oom
The undisputed master of the flames. Every braai needs an Oom who knows exactly when to flip the boerewors.
“I’ll handle the fire.”
Not Sure Which One You Are?
Take the Personality Test to find out, or play through scenarios to discover your true South African character!